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Almost every person from early childhood dreams of becoming a brave superhero. This image attracts, first of all, with its fantastic capabilities that ordinary mortals do not have. Superheroes are very strong, honest, respectable and ready to do anything to help people in need. Often, superheroes are faced with insidious villains who hatch terrible plans. Then they enter into a fight in which the superhero usually wins. This positive character has a huge number of fans who love him. Therefore, many people want to be a superhero. But how do you become a superhero? And what needs to be done for this?
How to become a superhero in real life
Since a superhero is a fictional character, it is quite difficult to become one in reality. And yet, how to become a superhero in real life? To do this, you need to diligently and regularly engage in sports, as well as various exercise. Daily training is sure to help you become a superhero in the shortest possible time. To do this, you need to visit the gym, where there are all conditions for physical development.
Every self-respecting superhero should have their own costume. It is highly desirable that it be unique and unlike others. Therefore, it is necessary to seriously approach the solution of this issue, having come up with a costume that will please both yourself and others. You also need to come up with your own image that will emphasize either character or something else.
If it is already clear how to become a superhero in real life, then you need to remember about weapons. After all, the superhero fights against dangerous criminals and others. bad people from which you can expect anything. In this regard, when going out into the streets, it is worth taking some kind of weapon for self-defense with you. Of course, you can not arm yourself, but then the risk to your own health is extremely high.
How to become a superhero at home
You don't have to take to the streets or risk your life to become a superhero. They can also be at home. But how to become a superhero at home? The simplest and most reliable way is a computer or video game. By turning on such a game, you can become a real superhero, and without any consequences. The main advantage of this method is that no one in reality will take revenge and persecute, as well as complete security.
In addition to games, the Internet will help solve the issue of how to become a superhero at home. Thanks to the global web, you can come up with a fictional image of a superhero. This can be done as in social networks, and on various sites, as well as forums. It is enough to competently design your own profile or page. Perhaps the easiest way to become a superhero on the Internet.
How to become a superhero in skyrim
Skyrim has a large and open world, many dungeons and enemies, as well as interesting cities with its diverse inhabitants and, of course, dragons. Skyrim is fraught with a lot of dangers, so many gamers want to become a superhero in the game. At the same time, there is an honest way to become a superhero in skyrim. To do this, you need to develop certain abilities and skills of your character. More specifically, blacksmithing is required to pump up to 100 and take Daedric armor. Then develop enchantment up to 100 and get enchanter, life enchantment, skill enchantment. After that, pump alchemy to 100 and take an alchemist, pharmacist and healer. Next, you need to brew 2-3 potions that enhance enchantment. After drinking the resulting potion, you need to enchant 4 more items (hands, head, necklace, ring), which enhances alchemy. Then you need to repeat the preparation of the potion. Thus, you can get an advantage in the form of + 29% to alchemy, + 29% to blacksmithing and + 32% to spells. Thanks to this, the character will become almost unbeatable. He will be a superhero in the world of skyrim. And quite honestly and without resorting to the help of third-party programs.
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How to become a superhero:
1. To become a true super, of course, you need super powers. In order to get them, you need to let yourself be bitten by a radioactive spider, follow in the footsteps of the Shaolin monks, or take Chuck Noris as a personal trainer.
2. You must have a personal vendetta. You must definitely lose something that is very dear to you, otherwise how will you understand that:
“Great power requires great responsibility”
3. You need a suit. People's avengers are a dime a dozen, but you are a special special pepper. The costume should be not too gay, not too bright, moderately tight to clearly outline your powerful breasts and other charms. You definitely need a mask so that the enemy does not burn down his native hut after his release.
4. Name yourself ... at least somehow. But not just "super-man" or "revenge in the mask." The name should not be simple, easy to fidget in the language, easy to remember, it should be special.
5. You need to show yourself. Catch a couple of gopniks and pile on the full number. This can be done in front of ordinary people in order to win first place on YouTube for a week. After watching the movie "Prince of Persia" you can, as an option, run over the rooftops and knock down television antennas, because television is evil.
6. And how to do without an attractive girl who needs to be saved from the clutches of villains. When the girl is finally rescued, ask her a couple of questions about her well-being and when she melted in your arms thanks you tearfully, kiss her passionately.
7. You need to find the enemy. At a time when you are at the peak of your popularity, newspapers write about you and talk on TV, you need a paranoid who raves about taking over the world, who will be strong, if not smart enough, but quite embittered to intrigue and dirty tricks. It can be an anti hero who, like you, got super power by drinking a cup of morning coffee in which a radioactive spider drowned, or just a genius botanist who was tired of ridicule and decided to destroy the world.
8. You need your monologue. You can learn a tearful monologue and push it before those moments when your enemy is on the verge of defeat. You must explain to the enemy how beautiful the world, flowers, the sun is. Patience is also needed if your enemy starts a monologue instead of you about how you interfered with his brilliant plans.
9. For another proof of your super coolness, you need to make a choice. How could it be without him. You need to panic and goggle-eyed, rushing from the children on the bus who hang on the edge of the bridge and the sexy girl who hangs on the other side. Make a choice... save the beauty, and do as indicated in column 6. And then torment yourself for not being able to save everyone and rejoice that all the cops of the city are chasing you.
10. As soon as all the newspapers will be full of all your adventures, we can say that you took place as a hero. For the world to understand how much it needs you, disappear for a while, and when the pitiful little people again beg you to return to their aid, return in triumph.
Ordinary accountants and managers from the Moscow region turn into professional rescuers on weekends
CHAINSAW IN WOMEN'S HANDS
Nadezhda Strokova has been a volunteer of the public search and rescue team "SpasReserve" for several years.
- I am the chief accountant, but several times a month I take up duty as a volunteer rescuer. Our challenges, like those of ordinary rescuers, are very different,” says Nadezhda. – Opening doors, assistance in transporting patients to the ambulance, rescuing people on the water, rescuing animals. We also deal with accidents and fires.
Of course, no one will let a person from the street pull the victim out of a crumpled car - for this you need special education. Nadezhda studied for three months on the job. The girl admits that the most difficult thing for her was working with rescue tools, because in ordinary life you don’t really work with a chainsaw.
But medicine completely captured her: she does an indirect heart massage perfectly well, however, so far she only had to bandage small cuts. Although you don’t have to be bored on duty.
“At the end of last year, they pulled out a teenager stuck in quicksand at an abandoned construction site. And a little earlier I had to catch a wild fox in kindergarten- recalls Nadezhda.
True, Nadezhda's relatives do not understand: do not you really want to relax on your legal day off?
- In order to arrive on duty on time, I have to get up at 5.30 in the morning - I don’t wake up so early on weekdays. Of course, it’s hard, especially in winter, Nadezhda admits. - But you come to the detachment and you understand: everything is not in vain.
SAVE OR REMOVE?
But Maria Mochalova, a sales manager from Ivanteevka, has yet to become a professional rescuer: not so long ago she began her training. Very soon, lectures will be added and workshops at the training ground, lessons on relief. According to her first education, Maria is a nurse, and the first duty was at Epiphany bathing.
“I want to act confidently in any situation, to know how I can help, and not to be that person with a phone who watches, takes pictures and does nothing,” Maria explains her choice.
WHILE THERE IS HOPE
Andrey Pshenichny, a father of three from Bronnitsy, became a search and rescue volunteer thanks to his passion for diving. Being a professional instructor, he joined a diving squad created on the basis of the Dobrotvorets aid group. The active season for Andrei ended recently: until the ice got up, he, at the request of the Liza Alert search team or the 112 service, went to explore the reservoirs.
“At first, my relatives were very worried: after all, water is a dangerous element in any case, and we often work at night, with zero visibility, plus undercurrents, snags, nets - anything can happen,” Andrey shared.
But the most difficult thing during such dives is to find what you were looking for. After all, for a diver we are talking not about salvation, he is looking for a drowned person.
- While you are acting, you are disconnected, but how else? But later, on the shore, when you see the eyes of relatives and understand that you are destroying their last hope, of course, it’s hard, - the volunteer rescuer admits.
GOOD HELP
The "SpasReserve" detachment unites volunteers who have been trained under the "Professional training of rescuers" program, certified rescuers and firefighters. In 2015, the project won the first prize of the Governor of the Moscow Region Andrey Vorobyov "Our Moscow Region".
- If we talk about volunteers who help rescue workers, then it is very important professional training. After training, such volunteers can be engaged in preventive activities among schoolchildren, be involved in emergency situations help at large scale events. This is a great help for public services, - considers a member of the Commission for the Development of Sports, patriotic education, volunteering (volunteering) and work with youth of the Public Chamber of the Moscow Region Alexander Pechenegin.
The necessary and sufficient properties of a superhero are human likeness and selflessness in serving the good and protecting ordinary people. However, there is an almost mandatory set of features without which a superhero is not a superhero.
1 Comic Origin
All real superheroes in modern cinema were born as comic book characters. Most of this happened either between 1938 and 1940 (Superman and Batman) or in the early 1960s (Spiderman, X-Men, Fab Four, Iron Man, etc.). Already in the 1990s, Hellboy and Spawn were drawn. An important exception is Hancock, a new-age superhero, a jovial alcoholic who was created specifically for the feature film.
2. Superhuman abilities
The ability to fly, lift objects of special gravity, be invulnerable to bullets (Superman). The ability to move between skyscrapers with the help of a superweb (Spiderman). The ability to emit from the eyes laser beams, freeze everything around, put forward long metal sharp claws at the right time and much more (X-Men). Almost every superhero knows how to do something special, all the more surprising that Batman does not have any superpowers - all of his superheroism is based on the achievements of progress.
3. The origin of superhuman abilities
A bite from a radioactive spider that gave birth to Spiderman. A kidnapping during which Tony Stark creates the Iron Man suit. Gamma bomb explosion that turns physicist Bruce Banner into the Hulk. Not everyone, but many superheroes in the past had some kind of trouble, which then made life easier for ordinary people.
4. Hidden motive
A story from the past explaining how a superhero became a superhero and began to serve good. Classic examples- Batman's childhood and youth ("Batman Begins") or alien origin Superman. It can be even more complicated: Hancock is 3000 years old, and earlier people like him were called gods, or at least angels.
5. Second "I"
Bruce Wayne and Batman. Peter Parker and Spiderman. Clark Kent and Superman. The classic superhero has a second self that allows him to lead a double life, being both a superhero and an unremarkable member of society.
6. Super enemies
Superheroes care about ordinary people, but they usually have to fight with someone of equal strength. The most striking example is Batman and his opponents in the face of the Joker, Two-Face, Penguin, Mr. Freeze and other extremely gifted characters. In movies, supervillains usually don't last longer than one movie, but in comics, it's different. For example, the two most important enemies of Spiderman - the Green Goblin and Doctor Octopus - have been alive for over forty years, although during this time they have had very hard times more than once or twice.
7. Wealth
Among superheroes, there is an increased concentration of very rich people. Bruce Wayne/Batman's parental legacy, X-Men patron Charles Xavier's wealth, or Tony Stark/Iron Man's gun business could actually allow their heroes to live a much quieter life, but you can't command your heart. However, Hellboy lives on full state support, and Hancock generally sleeps almost in the trash.
Few people have not heard of fictional characters like Superman or Batman. But as it turns out, there are real "superheroes" who put on all sorts of stupid costumes and go out to help those who need help. True, to call this help superhero language does not turn, well, what they can, the help. 10 real superheroes in real life! At the end you will find a story about real heroes.
Knight Warrior
Personality: Roger Hayhurst
City: Salford, Greater Manchester, UK
"Gardener by day and crime fighter by night" is the slogan of the Knight Warrior. A 19-year-old resident of the UK has proclaimed himself the head of a self-proclaimed superpower of people whose goal is to make the world a better place. His main target is drunkards, who are often too noisy on the city streets at night, especially after they leave the pubs. He appears when they begin to interfere with civilians, arrange fights ...
Although he has no combat training, weapons, or even protective equipment, he does have a costume that screams colors, and sometimes this is enough to attract people's attention. As Roger himself says: "When people see me, they tend to calm down..." Although the Warrior Knight himself lives with his mother....
Mr. Extreme
Personality: unknown
City: San Diego, California
Honestly, if you want to know what American city really needs superheroes, it's San Diego, especially after the police force was cut in half in 2012. This led to a sharp increase in crime. Mr. Extreme, as he writes on his blog, is a guard during the day, and at night he puts on a suit and goes to protect his city from crime.
Mr. Extreme is armed with a stun gun, handcuffs, three cans of pepper spray and the conviction that the law must be obeyed. He was not remembered for great successes, like Batman, but he had several arrests on his account.
Unblocker man
Personality: unknown
City: Perth, Australia
For some, heroes are enemies, and for some, they are helpers. Superheroes often help the police, but this superhero helps ordinary residents of the city of Perth avoid parking fines by cutting off the blockers that the police put on the wheels of violators with a grinder. To remove the blocker, the car enthusiast must pay $ 135 ... Or if he is lucky, then he will be helped by the "Man Unblocker"
Dark Guardian
Personality: Chris Pollack
City: Manhattan, New York
People who love superheroes and people who look like superheroes usually sit on opposite sides of the table. But Chris Pollak combines both of these extremes. His costume is similar to that of a biker, and he himself is a martial artist. His main target is drug dealers.
He also stops fights and helps stop robbers. But mostly, he's at war with drug dealers. He usually tracks down a dealer going to a meeting and appears in front of him when he is not expecting
Captain Australia
Personality: unknown
City: Brisbane, Australia
Captain Australia in Everyday life A father of two, he says he works during the day and patrols the streets of his city at night. Captain Australia is involved in crime prevention, believing that his appearance deters criminals. Oddly enough, it actually works...
Shadow
Personality: Ken Andre
City: Somerset, UK
Abandoning the colorful costumes of superheroes, 33-year-old Ken Andre embarked on the path of the ninja. He calls himself "Shadow" and patrols the area where he lives up to four times a week to rid him of the drug trade, as well as prevent other possible crimes.
Ken studied martial arts since childhood, it is better for a criminal not to joke with him. One day he caught a drug dealer, tied him to a post and called the police. Such a simple and correct superman.
Thanatos
Personality: unknown
City: Vancouver, Canada
AT Greek mythology Thanatos was the personification of death, so the choice of name is very strange for a person who was going to help people. But it is he who has already three times last year He did things worthy of a superhero.
Dressed in a black coat, black hat with a green skull mask, Thanatos takes part in lynching problems, distributing food and clothes to homeless people on the street, and tries to stop crimes that he notices.
Phoenix Jones
Personality: Benjamin Fodor
City: Seattle, Washington, USA
Of all the real-life superheroes described, the life of a superhero named Phoenix Jones has probably received the most publicity in the media. He patrols the area around Seattle and says he decided to wear a mask and raincoat after his car was in an accident and no passers-by tried to help him. Also, 22-year-old Phoenix Jones is a professional MMA wrestler.
Also, unlike many other people who claim to be superheroes, the Phoenix costume is actually nothing more than a body armor in disguise.
Blazing Blade
Personality: unknown
City: South Shields, UK
Blazing Blade - appeared only once and made a lot of noise. A gang armed with chains and knives attacked two detectives in South Shields in 2007. The detectives were unarmed, but a man appeared out of nowhere and, brandishing a katana, rushed to the aid of the detectives, shouting: "Leave them alone, they are policemen!" He wounded one bandit in the arm, and the rest rushed into the loose.
After the detectives were safe, the man with the katana disappeared. All that's left is the description. It was a 40-year-old white man with a mustache... He was never seen again...
Chinese Cercis Girl
Personality: unknown
City: Beijing, China
This masked and cloaked girl has been spotted several times in Beijing. She distributed food and clothes to the homeless on the streets.
Her personality is already legendary... But no one can deny her beauty, especially in this skin-tight superhero costume...
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